Something Smells Dishy

We've got oodles more scoop on Lindsay's second stint in rehab; while Tony Romo spends some quality babe-watching time with Ken Paves...could he have his sights set on Jessica Simpson? And how are Ryan and Reese doing, dating-wise, these days? BREAKING HEIR BULLETIN: Paris Hilton may be headed to the clink next Tuesday, but nothing comes between a girl and her BlackBerry. Paris-poo rolled into the BlackBerry Curve launch party at the Beverly Wilshire Thursday night just as it was ending, natch, and promptly made a beeline to pick up her gratis brand-new 'Berry. No matter that Ms. H. won't be able to take the pricey gizmo with her to prison...I'm sure she's saving it to text her sob story to her entire address book the moment she's sprung. It's Friday, and the goss is coming frill-free and furious here at the Awful Truth. So, before we get to one nasty mother (no, not mother ! in that sense, meaning, it ain' ;t Dina Lohan) in the Blind Vice and then break things down, bullet-style, in a little loose-lipped lightning round, let's first check out the latest dirt, natch, on Lindsay Lohan, who provides us with endless amounts of column fodder. We really should send that girl flowers, let's just hope it's not a funeral wreath. As you're all well aware by now, La Linds has checked in to a rehab program—thank gawd!—but not before one last hurrah—after her Saturday a.m. DUI thingy-poo. Not only did L.L. hit Teddy's for a Memorial Day to-do, but she wasn't content to hang up her party shoes at last call. Nope, Linds partied on long after Teddy's closed in a private hotel room at the Roosevelt. "Lindsay left the room around 5 a.m.," says my saddened source, who fairly sober-eyewitnessed Ms. El's every woo 'n' wobble:"She was wasted beyond belief," reveals Desk Death's Door! . "I was there the whole time to watch." Indeed, moments later, paps snapped the damning pics of Lohan draped over the passenger seat of Samantha Ronson's car right after she left said hard-soiree spot. Here's hoping Linds finally gets the help she so desperately needs in rehab. Girl, we mean that.Oh, and just in case you couldn't possibly be sick of all things hairy 'n' Lindsay, babycakes, here's more: Just got back from a Diesel party.

The Awful Truth's Cristina Gibson recognized a guy that Linds is good friends with and got him to talk. His name is Nate Newell, he's a stylist for Fall Out Boy. Suffice it to say his curling iron was hot. (Oh, and before we get started on what Mr. En—whom not one other journo at the event recognized—had to say, let me just add that the interview People.com, official purveyors of Teri Hatcher's more ersatz amour outings, ran was lifted from Cristina's queries...this after People assured Crist! ina they never use answers to ques tions they don't originate. So not true!) "She's doing really, really well," N2 surmised. "I'm actually going to go see her this weekend. She's happy where she is. She's just taking some time for herself to learn it and be okay." On why this is different than her first stint in rehab: "Wonderland is an outpatient service, and Promises is totally inpatient. When she was at Wonderland, she was kinda back and forth to the movie set. And this time she's gonna be there and totally do that." On if the people around her are a bad influence: "I think she surrounds herself with good people generally, but I think that all the pressure that she's around has created an alternate universe for her in a way. It's hard for her to stay grounded."On her dad trying to get involved: "I understand his concern, but it's like a hard thing, because he's been gone a long time.&#! 34; On if he think she 9;s ready to get better: "I think she is. I think she's ready for it and ready to do it." On if Dina is helping: "I'm not answering that." Now, on to that lightning round: What could Dallas Cowboys starting quarterback Tony Romo and celebrity hairstylist Ken Paves possibly have in common? Well, both served as judges at the Miss Universe Pageant in Mexico City on Monday. Hmmm, I wonder if anyone in par-tick came up during those long, official deliberations of bathing-suit bods, evening-gown poise and the ever-important talent portion of the competition? Jessica Simpson, perhaps?If you regularly read this mischievous missive, you'd know that the speculatively single gal has been most recently linked to none other than Tony-baby himself. And, 'course, things can't get serious till the gay BFF signs off on the new boy-toy, right? That would be Ken, hairstylist to the suspiciously talented set.! 0;Wonder if cohost of the pageant and former Miss Teen USA Vanessa Minnillo got to throw her two cents in the mix? Also in single 'n' ready to mingle news: Ryan Phillippe spent Sunday night at Les Deux, buying drinks for "a group of scantily clad, big-breasted blond bimbos," report my (also unschnockered) sources. No word if R. actually left with any of these babes, but judging from my sources who sniff round the man's privates—historically speaking, 'course—I'd say no. Oh, man, regardless, it all sounds like such a downgrade from the always-fab Reese Witherspoon. So very slutty Ethan Hawke, post-brilliant Uma Thurman.Oh, and speaking of golden divorcée-to-be Reese, Us Weekly is breathlessly buzzing about her recent rendezvous with Jake Gyllenhaal...at a doctor's office in Culver City. Wow...sounds so romantic. To top it off, they reportedly hopped in separate cars afterward. Must be superserious! Maybe for their next highly! publicized outing, they'll go get their taxes done together and then kiss on the beach at Malibu.